Tuesday 15 December 2009

Shit Rhymes



"The only thing I like better than tasty hot meals,

is seeing a little dog who's back legs are wheels."

Saturday 12 December 2009

Cunninlynguists



This remix is on Strange Journey Vol. 2, produced by Blue Sky Black Death. Nice flip of the Funky Worm sample.

"Find somethin fine to poke on"

Monday 1 June 2009

Big Johnny Davidson & Chopper - "Tourettes (Arthur Daley!)"



Song featuring John Davidson and Chopper from the bbc documentary "Tourettes: I swear I can't help it".

Tuesday 12 May 2009

MURS - "Freak These Tales"




Produced by 9th Wonder, from the album "3:16 - The 9th Edition"

Sunday 19 April 2009

P Brothers ft. $amHill - "Don't Question Me"



From the album "The Gas"

One of the best albums of 2008, go buy it.

Thursday 16 April 2009

Grouch & Eligh - "Say G & E!"




New album "Say G & E!" out April 21st 2009!

Thursday 26 March 2009

Tuesday 10 February 2009

Wu Tang Soundboard




Click on the Wu-heads for some Wu-gems.

Wednesday 4 February 2009

Jonah Takalua Soundboard




Jonah from Summer Heights High. Buy the DVD you won't be disappointed.

Tuesday 20 January 2009

Jonah Takalua Vs DJ Premier



Jonah Takalua fom Summer Heights High over the "You know My Steez" beat.

Saturday 17 January 2009

Bum Trumpet



Those of the opinion that the bum trumpet could never produce anything more than random blasts and unpredictable notes are totally missing the point of this wonderful instrument. No other instrument allows a musician to truly unleash emotions from deep within. I myself have been reduced to tears after witnessing Lips Donnegan perform "Sooty Cloud" live to an audience of seven. The atmosphere he created was overwhelming.

"But it's just a bloke farting through a trumpet!" I hear some of you cry. No. Your ignorance astounds me. Firstly, it's an entirely different instrument. The mouthpiece has been adapted to rest comfortably over a puckered anus, and there is a special valve on the side to easily clean out any "shit-scale". Furthermore the playing technique is a completely different discipline. The concentration needed to accurately release the right gust at the right time is immense. When you couple that with some highly complex sphincter control for the full range of notes available, you've got yourself a pretty skillful artform.

Plus, if you accidently push a bit of shit out, shows over...